Yo mammas so fat I took a photo of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mammas so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.

Yo mammas so fat shes got more chins than a hongkong phonebook.

Yo mammas so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.

Yo mammas so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

Yo mammas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mammas so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.

Yo mammas so old when I told her to act her age the ***** dropped dead.

Yo mammas so ugly she got arrested for vandalising a mirror shop.

Yo mammas breath is so bad it made a tic tac run away.