Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it"
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras