Yo mama so stupid, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid,she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama so stupid,she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

Yo mama so stupid, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama so stupid,she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.