There was this blonde, she was minding here own business, just walking along. When she saw it.........

A pure white steed...... With a Golden saddle and accessories....

Well the blonde had never ridden a horse before, and there was absolutely NO one to tell her that she couldn't......
"what the heck " she thought to her self, "I have always wanted to ride a horse before..."

So not easily, she some how got her self into position.
"Hey this isn't so bad" she thought

But then something went terribly terribly wrong..... The horse started bucking.... Flinging the poor blond her hair got into here eyes and she couldn't see a thing... one of her feet came out of the stirrup! (She started screaming!!! For the horse to stop!! But it kept barreling on.

She saw her life flash before her eyes.....
Her head stated bobbing and hitting the hard hard ground....

just then When she thought that her Life was at its end, when she thought her lif was DOOMED

The secuirity guard at wall-mart pulled the plug of the horse.