Gentleman: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.

Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up

Houswork: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it

Mistress: Somthing between a mister and a mattress
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!

Chicken: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead