A man fed up of seeing his wife have it easy goes to bed and prays. "God please give me one day as my wife".
Next morning he wakes up and is his wife. Goes downstairs gets the hubby the breakfast kisses him goodbye as he leaves for work then wakes the kids for breakfast, then makes the lunch drives them to school gets home does the house cleaning washing and all. Just in time to go collect the kids from school drives off collects them helps them with the homework. At six then has dinner ready for the return of the hubby. they have a nice dinner then sit down to watch Desperate Housewives. Then goes I am off to bed. Hubby comes up and they make mad passionate love. Best he has had ever. So wakes up the next morning and is still a woman. "God I asked for one day? Why you not change me back to a man?"
God answers. "I cannot for nine months"
"What you mean God?
"Last night you got pregnant"